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How to avoid the Flu!

Started by Sassy, June 09, 2005, 04:39:34 PM

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Sassy

-Eat right!
-Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
-Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
-Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
-Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
-Take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
-Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
-Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
-Get plenty of rest.
-Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR

-Take the doctor's office approach.  Think about it...
-When you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol..
-Why? Because alcohol kills germs.

So.......

-I walk to the liquor store. (exercise )
-I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
-Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
-Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
-Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress)
-Then pass out. (rest)

The way I see it... If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!!!!

My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

Flu

QuoteOriginally posted by: SK_CROW
go flames go!

Torch

June 09, 2005, 05:57:30 PM #2 Last Edit: June 09, 2005, 05:57:46 PM by sK_Torch
lol sassy!! thank you thank you for justifying my life :D :lol:

Maveric

Damn....I have had it right all these years then........who woulda thought!

Nice one Sass! :lol:  

ROC_Medic

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sK_Cookie

well crap.  Is there one of those home remedies to rid your self of pesky gay canadians named flu.

E.J.FUDD

yes cookie, but first you musy quit the gay canadian porn actor bit....
yea though i walk through the valley of death i shall fear no evil for i tread upon the bones of its forefathers

Blitzkrieg

Quoteyes cookie, but first you musy quit the gay canadian porn actor bit....
leave cookie's gay porn profession alone...he's sexy... ;)  

E.J.FUDD

im just wondering when the jeebus and the cookie collaberate in the biggest candadian porn movie evar...

so flu as director...WHEN is this due to be released, and why have you held press releases starting that your 2 bestest porn stars are "dating" wemon in the U.S.

and how does it feel being romatically involved with these transplant canadian gay porn actors?
yea though i walk through the valley of death i shall fear no evil for i tread upon the bones of its forefathers